planetary-gogo:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

  • America: so he calls me up and he's like "I still own you" and I'm like, this is exhausting you know, like we are never ever getting back together, like ever. *signs declaration of independence*
colorthesoul:

rewelcomed:

confictus:

ignorantarts:


you’ll regret me like the tattoos on your skin3.18.14

DEEP

OH MY GOD

AHHHHHHHHHH

i needed this

colorthesoul:

rewelcomed:

confictus:

ignorantarts:

you’ll regret me like the tattoos on your skin
3.18.14

DEEP

OH MY GOD

AHHHHHHHHHH

i needed this

ravenclawsleftclaw:

iamanevilherbivore:

cakethelionhasmincepie:

babysleepybunny:

i-ran-over-oprah:

unlimited-red-sweaters:

Eyy girl, are you my ball-point pen because you are image

serious problem

Curious problem

suspicious problem

extra fine problem

a pen

astonishingly:

could you please not talk to me again? it’s for a school project

powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.